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PO Box 33
Cleveland, OH 44110
Phone: 216-628-454517
Fax: 216-628-454516
Email: Otto@mation.com
Resume for
Otto Mation
Career Objectives: To find a Machine Tending job that will satisfy my insatiable appetite for repetitious work.
Summary of Qualifications : I can continuously and accurately lift heavy loads without a break, and I will never get tired! You will not have to pay me any benefits. I will not come in late (in fact, I’ll never leave the shop floor!) I expect to be locked up in a cage in front of your machine, and forgotten about for hours at a time. I will never complain, even though I expect to get the toughest and most boring jobs in the company!
Education: My memory has been uploaded with all the logic and capabilities I will ever need. Once you tell me the specifics of the job you want me to run, I will never forget them or miss and operation.
Interests and Activities: I have no family life, social life, or any life for that matter, outside of working 24 hours per day, 365 days per year.
Languages: I speak most any language required to communicate with any machine tool, programmer, operator, computer, scheduler, web site, network, etc.
Work Experience: I am the product of decades of experience passed on by my predecessors. I have accumulated the latest in technology and have been designed specifically for companies that require flexible automation.
Hobbies: I especially enjoy monotonous, strenuous, and tedious jobs. I am also perfect for unsafe working conditions, and expect do the work that most operators dread!
Extracurricular Activities: Besides tending machines, I like to de-burr, wash, inspect, package, assemble, polish, and just about anything else you require of me.
References: Any innovative manufacturer that has seen the advantages of automating their machine tools. They will tell you that I can reduce your labor costs considerably, while increasing productivity and quality.
Compensation: For about $1,000 per month for five years, I will agree to work 24 hours per day, 364 days per year (I need about one day a year to keep in shape). I will also agree to work for FREE after the 1st five years! (I am expected to live 10 to 15 years with proper care!) I will never quit, and promise to work just as hard until my retirement! (No pension, watch, or party required!)
Thomas
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Cleveland, OH 44110
Phone: 216-628-454517
Fax: 216-628-454516
Email: Otto@mation.com
Resume for
Otto Mation
Career Objectives: To find a Machine Tending job that will satisfy my insatiable appetite for repetitious work.
Summary of Qualifications : I can continuously and accurately lift heavy loads without a break, and I will never get tired! You will not have to pay me any benefits. I will not come in late (in fact, I’ll never leave the shop floor!) I expect to be locked up in a cage in front of your machine, and forgotten about for hours at a time. I will never complain, even though I expect to get the toughest and most boring jobs in the company!
Education: My memory has been uploaded with all the logic and capabilities I will ever need. Once you tell me the specifics of the job you want me to run, I will never forget them or miss and operation.
Interests and Activities: I have no family life, social life, or any life for that matter, outside of working 24 hours per day, 365 days per year.
Languages: I speak most any language required to communicate with any machine tool, programmer, operator, computer, scheduler, web site, network, etc.
Work Experience: I am the product of decades of experience passed on by my predecessors. I have accumulated the latest in technology and have been designed specifically for companies that require flexible automation.
Hobbies: I especially enjoy monotonous, strenuous, and tedious jobs. I am also perfect for unsafe working conditions, and expect do the work that most operators dread!
Extracurricular Activities: Besides tending machines, I like to de-burr, wash, inspect, package, assemble, polish, and just about anything else you require of me.
References: Any innovative manufacturer that has seen the advantages of automating their machine tools. They will tell you that I can reduce your labor costs considerably, while increasing productivity and quality.
Compensation: For about $1,000 per month for five years, I will agree to work 24 hours per day, 364 days per year (I need about one day a year to keep in shape). I will also agree to work for FREE after the 1st five years! (I am expected to live 10 to 15 years with proper care!) I will never quit, and promise to work just as hard until my retirement! (No pension, watch, or party required!)
Thomas
Click here for more: "Save Your Factory"
posted by Tom @ 9:45 PM
1 Comments:
At 12:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
This guy is everything i ever wanted!
Will he remember to take out the trash?
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